Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Chatbox
Please login or register to participate in the chat
tallboss876 wrote
8 days ago
hail
 
djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
October 15th
anyone dehya
 
djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
October 15th
csmi di ting up like7 again sayhello
 
EMile38 wrote
October 5th
reggae riddims
 
Mediiazone Forums → MZ @ 2013 :: A Owa Endz → Funny Stuff → Three mice
 

Topic: Three mice

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Wide (rest of width)
Narrow (200px)
ssugarlipss (Administrator)
MZ Super Diplomat
Status: Offline
Posts: 7701
Date:

Three mice

Permalink  
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and f**k the cat."



__________________
GangstaGentleman
Breaking Out Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 497
Date:
Permalink  
b*m**oclaat rat a go ride di p*u**yy! lol

__________________

 

Dubito Ergo Cogito, Cogito Ergo Sum.

 


wi0z9h.jpg
SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER...... SEX IS THE QUESTION AND YES IS THE ANSWER
wrenxz
(¯`._WiLD InDIaN_.´¯)
Status: Offline
Posts: 5270
Date:
Permalink  
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! DAS JUST WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

__________________

HAHA.jpg
ladyvane18
MZJA Princess
Status: Offline
Posts: 1147
Date:
Permalink  
roro

__________________
bad4life71
MZ$$ Cunning Kid
Status: Offline
Posts: 6016
Date:
Permalink  
lol

__________________

www.mediazoneja.com







life is one big road with a lot's of sign== only god can judge>>>
bLaCkBeatZ
MZ Life Time Super G/\Z/\ Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 26023
Date:
Permalink  
maaaaaaaaaaddddd

__________________

serjizzle
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1845
Date:
Permalink  
bap bap looooooolz hahahha maaaaaaaaaaad lmao

__________________
n660571991_1824275_1964.jpg

$.$erjizzle........................."Dont shoot di messenger"

Empire straight
A JIZZZZLE.......T.O.P(TEKK OFF PRODUCTION)
KILL DEM ALL& DONE............"DOE RUN" -DOE RUN BARBER BOI-

 
Dj Dillie
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1957
Date:
Permalink  
:ro:
lol.......................mad
third rat mad eeeeh

__________________
G. Dillon
u knw a dillie! The girl hot cuppa chilling
any girl com inna mi bed mi ago killie!
WildCar.jpg
madest-one
Mzja Lifer
Status: Offline
Posts: 1288
Date:
Permalink  
lmao

__________________
1254739725_smoking_weed_window.gif
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
 
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us