Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Chatbox
Please login or register to participate in the chat
tallboss876 wrote
8 days ago
hail
 
djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
October 15th
anyone dehya
 
djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
October 15th
csmi di ting up like7 again sayhello
 
EMile38 wrote
October 5th
reggae riddims
 
Mediiazone Forums → MZ @ 2013 :: A Owa Endz → Funny Stuff → three guys in a desert dying of dehydration
 

Topic: three guys in a desert dying of dehydration

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Wide (rest of width)
Narrow (200px)
ssugarlipss (Administrator)
MZ Super Diplomat
Status: Offline
Posts: 7701
Date:

three guys in a desert dying of dehydration
Permalink  
There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, p*u**y covered, scaly, toothless old woman.

"C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks.

She replied, "I will... if you have sex with me."

The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends.

"You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we could have water if I had sex with her."

"Why didn't you then?" asks he second guy.

"Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn't do it!"

"Oh, you are such a wuss. I'll go up to the door," the second guy says.

He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa......" He uses all of his will power to not hurl.

"Water? Yes, I have water," she says knowingly. "But you have to have sex with me."

"AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

He runs back to his friends and before he could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell.

"What do you want for some water?"

"You have to have sex with me."

Knowing that if he doesn't do something, he and his friends will all die. So he follows the lady into her kitchen.

"Do me here," she told him.

He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea.

"Lay back and close your eyes. And keep them closed!"

The witch lays back and spreads her legs. The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window.

"Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again."

This she does and he does her with the second ear of corn until she is satisfied. Then he throws it out the window. This time she doesn't even open her eyes.

"If you do that again, I will give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."

"Eyes closed," he says.

Then he does her with the last piece of corn. He brings her to multiple orgasms.

"Ohhhhhhhhh........ The water, money and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs like hell outside and grabs the water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He wonders where his friends are and drives around to find them. He finds them by the window.

One of the guys says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"

__________________
bad4life71
MZ$$ Cunning Kid
Status: Offline
Posts: 6016
Date:
Permalink  
lol




__________________

www.mediazoneja.com







life is one big road with a lot's of sign== only god can judge>>>
jepomaxxx
MZJA Music Producer
Status: Offline
Posts: 2894
Date:
Permalink  
b*m**oclaaaaaaaaat nasty lol

__________________

alligcold
DJ Hot Head Shabba
Status: Offline
Posts: 6722
Date:
Permalink  
maddddd

__________________

Soundcloud Channel: https://soundcloud.com/chris-harris-791093615

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGEedJmx9bd8UwyriTuWqxQ?view_as=subscriber
najah
Super Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 2869
Date:
Permalink  
lol

__________________
DJ NAJAH GET WILD MIX CD WITH ALL YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS


single track:
 
http://www.mediafire.com/?wnnm5wlh5ol
 
split tracks:
 
http://www.mediafire.com/?jdntgwcktrd
 
Sound P
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1029
Date:
Permalink  
ewww lol

__________________
www.facebook.com/soundp
bumigrim
Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 629
Date:
Permalink  
madrmadrmadrlollol:

__________________

GRIM ON TOP OF DI WORLD  :weed::madr:
Wyzco
"Di Teacha"
Status: Offline
Posts: 2888
Date:
Permalink  
lmaolol

__________________
lyndo
"Lyndo Fi Di Gal Dem"
Status: Offline
Posts: 4955
Date:
Permalink  
rororororolollollollol
BADANG!!!

__________________
chiffon
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1444
Date:
Permalink  
lol

__________________

Nickquane
NICK D QUICK
Status: Offline
Posts: 5262
Date:
Permalink  
lmao

__________________



rrDesignZ
MZ Life Time Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 8335
Date:
Permalink  
lol

__________________
For Pictures...Flyers and Posters and any other design link me up at

rhn_roberts@yahoo.com...rrDesignZ
***DK***
GAZA n GUNNER LIFETIME SUPPORTER
Status: Offline
Posts: 6394
Date:
Permalink  
hmm figured out d story line wen he threw d corn out d window....pity
its aite tholol

__________________

 

I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work
Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.

5854_118052658197_518163197_2324357_3184698_n.jpg
Dj Quiva
▀▄▀▄★♫ Admin ♫★▀▄▀▄
Status: Offline
Posts: 11336
Date:
Permalink  
oh my lol

__________________
J-goose productions
::_mzja Designer_::
Status: Offline
Posts: 2719
Date:
Permalink  
yeh mi cudda tell seh dat did ago happen....funny though

__________________




Spade
MZJA Artiste
Status: Offline
Posts: 2076
Date:
Permalink  
lollol raassss diss long eeh man

__________________

biggaman121
Super Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 3007
Date:
Permalink  
dutty

__________________

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life"
Dw DesignZ
Designer
Status: Offline
Posts: 233
Date:
Permalink  
Lol maddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

__________________
bLaCkBeatZ
MZ Life Time Super G/\Z/\ Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 26023
Date:
Permalink  
lmao3d lollmao3d lol

__________________

fyahhype
mzj fyahhhhh
Status: Offline
Posts: 1992
Date:
Permalink  
lmao

__________________

l_9c48aa680761423c864e232d68f40f75.jpg
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
 
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us