In honor of the Year of the Dog. Learn Chinese in 5 minutes - you must read this out loud!!! 1) That's not right .......................................... Sum Ting Wong Hia 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............................... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP...................................................... Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ... .................................................Wai Yu Dum f*k 5) Small Horse .......................................................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? ............................... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table ................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift ....................Mei Tin Yu Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here ......................................... Wai So Dim Hia 10) I thought you were on a diet .................. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone .................... No Pah King Hia 12) Meeting Scheduled Next Week ......... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight .....................................Yu Lei Ying Lo Nao 14) He's cleaning his automobile ............................... Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive ............................. Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great ............................................................... Fa Kin Su Pah 17) Are You Joking? ........... Hu Yu Tin Yu Ki Ding 18) Impossible .............. Nao Fa Kin Wei

 

19) Are you Still Here?............Wai Yu Nao Tai Ka Wok

 

20) Please Have One ..........Yu Tai Kwon Nao

21) Is That So! ..............Yu Shi Ting Mei

22) You Are Mistaken! ......... Yu Sai Sum Tin Wong

23) I don't know ..................................f*k yu yus own an sas

24) I am angry....................................yu bet tah run