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CArlmak
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A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.

The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.

Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.'

Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school.

The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence.

Officer Johnson commented: 'Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around.'



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what the f??
dats sick

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WTF him on crack

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how can u have sex with a table?

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Is This Really News...

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FIRST OF ALL HOW R U GONA CHARGE SUM1 FOR THAT ? THATS NOT A CRIMINAL OFFENCE SECOND OF ALL HOW U GONA AV SEX WID A TABLE?

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bwoy me did tink sey me horny pity dem man thursty nuh fucc

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lollollollol wow!

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four occasions? pooor table lollmao.giflollmao.giflollmao.giflollmao.giflollmao.giflollmao.giflollmao.giflollmao.giflollmao.gif

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Dis man a Smoke Gramazone WTF!!!!

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di man a try breed di table n get a likkle coffee table....rorororo

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desperate times call for desperate measures hhehehe

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steppz wrote:

FIRST OF ALL HOW R U GONA CHARGE SUM1 FOR THAT ? THATS NOT A CRIMINAL OFFENCE SECOND OF ALL HOW U GONA AV SEX WID A TABLE?


them charge him fi indencency not having sex wid the table steppz but this is crazy, I guess him wifie or woman naw satisfy him



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c'mon American's....WTF?!?!?!?!?!

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f**k di table lol smile.gif 2 horny :D

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lolll true?

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