1,
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, " Dad, why do you keep
telling people u're dying of AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one
will dare touch your mom!"


2,
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.



3.
What if Adam and Eve were Chinese?
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake