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Msz JayBee

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Date: 21:28 07/15 2008

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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play:
two sports and either take music
or dance classes. They will also attend cubs, brownies, sea cadets or similar.

There is no fast food.

Each man must:
take care of his 3 children,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects .
Also cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to:
a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to A & E

He must also make gingerbread men or choc chip cakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for :
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must:
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn themselves with jewellery,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks:
the men will have to endure severe abdominal pain, persistent lower back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings, but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend:
weekly school meetings, concerts & plays, church, and find time
at least once a week, to spend the afternoon in the park or a similar setting.

They will need to:
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
c**** their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size, teachers name, best friends name and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
time of birth,
and length of labour,
each child's favourite colour,
middle name,
favourite snack,
favourite song,
favourite drink,
favourite toy,
biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!

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