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chadutd
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what cuss words realy mean

you must read all the way through!

NO CHEATING!

mom calls the husband a 'bastard'

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"


and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"


and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f**k!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f**k?"

"Well billy f**k is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis' and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f**king the Turkey"

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SOME FUNNY SHIT

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lollollol funny

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