Once there was a prostitute who had three different
rates based on the following conditions:

1) $100.00 to do it on the gra**.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.

In the morning a British blonde walks in and slaps a
$100 note on the table.
So they went out and did it on the gra**.
Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps a $200
note on the table
So they head for the couch and did it there.
About the end of the day, a Jamaican man walks in and
slaps $300 on the table.
Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says,
"Wow,...you have class"
The Jamaican responds, "Class mi ra**.... Lets do it three times
pon the gra**."