Deejay Macka Diamond has been  racking up the laughs with her latest sell-off tune, Robbery, a complete gem of a song where she robs each dancehall artiste in turn, sparing none in a funny verbal assault that is as witty as it is scathing.
    "I just thought it would be a great idea to do this song since I am the original Money Goddess, and you know, some man fi just get rob, I got bills to pay," the two-time female deejay of the year told one876entertainment.com.
     A few years ago, deejay Vybz Kartel did a similar robbery song, a homage to 50 Cents' popular 'How to Rob' song where he dissed a few artistes, even Beenie Man. But Macka's version is more good natured, only oking light-hearted fun at Beenie's tax woes. The lyrics are included below.
     Jook dem rob dem, jook dem Macka.

Chorus
Robbery whoo
Robbery whoo ( rept 4 )

Jook dem rob dem
Jook dem Macka
Jook dem rob dem
Jook dem Macka
Stick it up dont move
Nobody dont talk  ( rept 2 )

Verse 1
Beenie, man yuh tink mi ago sorry fi yuh
True yuh owe $50 million inna tax revenue
Angel rob yuh an Baby mada sue
When yuh deh pon stage a dj
Mi ago jook dung Blue

Bounty, buck him a car wash a Hill View
Land cruiser sell, Range rover brand new
Yuh tink mi fraid a yuh wid yuh bag a man screw
When mi done wid yuh, yuh gooda end up back a seaview

Elephant him from di scare dem crew
Bout seh him waa cum sample mi glue
When mi done wid yuh, yuh gooda end
Up tun kangaroo
Mine dem pack yuh up an sen yuh back ova di zoo

When mi jook Marshal
Him bawl out True True
Mi seh how much mill yuh have
Him seh bout 32
Mi seh yuh nah lef wid nothing
When mi done wid you
Cause a tear mi a tear an
A rob an go through

                CHO

Verse 2
Jr Reid buy dis dear drop top
Deh a foreign an a do pure remix an hip hop
One run mi run mi han through him dread locks
Him jus gimmi all him got
An seh dis is why I am hot

Movado di gully god inna
Range rover black
Get Nikey Deal do tune wid Barrack
When mi cut wid di money
Him affi run go mount rosier
An go hide unda di rock

End up a down sound fi tear di blonde ras
Rental him a drive him look like him fras
Before him seh nuh run in mi dun tun back
Pass fyre links gate an not even look pon dat

Demarco kinda fat, all weight him ago drop
Di bimmer look hot him affi sell back dat  
Nuh frighten fi soldier mi nuh duppy bat
A robbery mi cum pon an mi nuh inna
Long chat
                        
                             CHO

Verse 3
Rob Bibbi
Den go asylum go tear dung Ribbi
When mi done wid Busy all him
Eye dem dizzy
If a hole inna pocket mi ready fi go dig it
Nah tear nuh bruck pocket like Ras an Biggy
Rob Steven Marley , Jr Gong an Ziggy
Weh Scatta money deh, Idona gone wid it
Rob Portmore Empire, Monster Empire
When mi done wid Prophet
Bank book ketch a fire
Sizzla dry cry but mi eye dem dryer
When mi done wid Horseman
Him couldnt print no more flyer
Worldtron guardsman tear dung mi tire
Obediah Zebidiah
All Marcus Mossiah

CHO