Yea, mi too foreign, right now, me inna the Big Apple ah chill out fi a minute and check my friends and family. So how fassyface Kiss Teet ah talk say mi get dip from foreign and all these things? Mi ting sort out, mi can travel when mi feel like, if me feel like and how me feel like, one day mi ah go have mi private jet like the yute who run OLINT, weh dem feel like? Later, mi ah go shopping, Jimmy Choos, Manolo Blahniks  and all these things.


WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE MILK ALONE
I read in some paper yesterday that some comedian, Tattwu, did a comedy routine about 'Milk a Soak' in some fake Chinese shopkeeper accent. The jist of the routine is people keep coming to his shop for milk but he says that he has none because the 'Milk a Soak' referring to the frozen bags of milk that Jamaicans often defrost by putting them to soak in water. The way he says it sound like 'Milk a Suck'. I hear that A.K.A has a copy inna the office but mi no listen to it good yet. Anyway, people still ah bun her out, mi listen to Fae Ellington give it to her on Uncensored on FAME, but Tanya ah defend her right to privacy but the fallout continues.
Big up mi boss Claude Mills who was also on the programme, I think he made a good point about us missing an opportunity to have a national conversation about sex and the ancient taboos we have about it in our society, especially in light of the fact that people are lying about their degree of condom use in intimate situations. Memba fi use a condom, no glove, no love. Or you can just buy a Daggering, Vybz Kartel's new line.

KARTEL AND D'ANGEL EQUALS DAGGERING
Speaking about daggering, mi see A.K.A write a story say Kartel ah deny say him de wid D'Angel but him can stay de a tek talk from Kartel, nobody caan tell me nutten. A man like Kartel nah just par up wid D'Angel so and she nah get no daggering. Fi one, the public no rate her, but still, every man waan date her, worse dem girlfriends dem hate her, so the man nah par wid har unless tings a gwaan, after him anno bait, star? How mi sound? Yu like mi rhyming?

SEX IN THE CITY PART 1 WAS FAB
Mi love how Nikki Z kick off the ting last weekend. Crazy stars in the place, like Chris Martin, Iceman, Esco, D'Angel, baller Chin Sue from Harbour View, Chino, Delly Ranks, Nesbeth, and business and corporate heads. Mi love how Nico Bam Bam was spinning. The mini concern kicked off at about midnight with Iceman blessing the place.
He captivated the audience with his hit, Make Sweet Love to Me, with the ladies loving every minute of his set but it was Chris Martin who spiked the temperature of the place with his crazy-sexy-cool appeal as he went from table to table serenading all the females. My girlfriend (thankfully) resisted the urge to slip off her panties and give to him because she is a big CM fan. All in all, it was a fab night, good grown up conversation, wonderful lighting, very sexy people. This Saturday, the mini concert series continues with
Konshens performimg live in his first exclusive performance. We are going to see if Mark Pinnock chose a 'winner' or not. Remember the dress code is sexy, sassy and chic and it is strictly enforced, ah so Nikki Z say. Mi nah go touch back Jamaica till next week but anno nothing, my spies are everywhere.

CHERINE DOES REMIX WITH MADONNA
Big up to Cherine Anderson, we love fi see the beautiful black girls who not bleaching and who are doing well in the business. Big up Patrick Lindsay -- Sly and Robbie and Cherine Anderson's manager - who confirmed that Cherine  had done a remix with Madonna, but that they finally got the approval last week Thursday to release it.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW¦

Why Bwoy George caan get no visa? So Jamaican artistes are not alone in this regard, but I believe it is for vastly different reasons. The man dem need fi get back dem visa and not be in the same category as this dude, fi real.