Four Jamaicans are sitting around a campfire near the
> > beach. They are
> > all 'philosophizing' on what is the fastest thing
> > in the world.
> >
> > Devon says, 'I and I tink de fassest ting eena di
> > world is a 'thought',
> > because before yuh can tink of it, it already
> > thought.'
> >
> > Maisie says, 'G'way man, di fassest ting in di
> > worl' is a 'blink',
> > because before you can tink to blink, yuh dun blink
> > already.'
> >
> > Lucy says, 'No, no, no! Di fassest ting eena di
> > worl' is electricity,
> > because when you turn on di light switch, de 'lectric
> > sinting travel
> > fass-fass and di light cum on before yu done know it.'
> >
> > Leroy says, 'All ah onoo is wrang! The fastesst ting
> > eena di whole
> > worl' is diarrhea.'
> >
> > All the others say, 'Diarrhea?'
> >
> > Leroy says, 'Yeh man, cause las' night, ev'n
> > before mi could tink,
> > blink, or turn on di light dem, mi done shit up meh self![spoiler]