Here's one for ya, overheard in a local establishment:

So I leave the gym tonight, and I go into the supermarket to get a drink. On my way out there is a girl in front of me. Short, bow legged, and she got on this NIPPY tights, so all she nooksie printing out.

This obscene man holler out 'YOU!!! DAT POKEY FAT!!!!!'

I am in shock. But the girl calmly looks around and says, 'You.. you betta guh home yeh. You muddah waan pee.'

Man: 'YOU TELL ME BOUT MY MUDDAH???? AH???? WUHS DAH YUH SAY BOUT MY MUDDAH????'

Woman: 'I tell you guh home cuz she waan pee.'

Man: 'WUH DE f**k DAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? WUH DE f**k YOU TALKIN BOUT????? WUH I GINE GUH HOME FOR????'

Woman: 'Well how de f**k you muddah gine pee if she CUNT at de supermarket?'