A driver is stuck in a traffic jam. 
Nutting aint movin. De driver wonderin what happenin.
Next ting you know, a man knocks on the window.
De driver roll down he window and ask, 'Wha goin on?'
'Boy...terrorists kidnap Gorge Bush and askin for a $100 million ransom.
If dey don't get de money, dey say dey gon light he tail pon fire.
So we goin from car to car to take up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'How much people givin on average?'
'About a gallon.'