HAPLESS Haywood Rosales is suing a DIY store after he got stuck to a TOILET seat as he used the loo while shopping.
Rosales, 31, claims he did not notice a prankster had covered the seat with colourless superglue.
He has filed legal papers saying he had to phone his wife on his mobile to alert shop staff.
And he suffered cuts and bruises to his buttocks when he finally stood up, leaving him unable to work for weeks.
Rosales is seeking more than £12,500 damages from the store in Florissant, Missouri.
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