This has been another first brought to you by the good folks atwho dem a try fool? Ah we ah lead, we originate and dem pirate. Ah we set the ting, the whole world ah read we, and we can defend it. This is Abena, your girl with the inside scoop on what a gwaan inna the business, and mi nuh ramp fi talk the tings dem. Mi nah live no dutty life, so mi can talk up, inna mi, no man nah walk up, yea! This is the Tuesday Coffee and mi come fi entertain, ah my time now fi talk ALL THESE THINGS..

KYINO RETURNS TO JAMAICA
Mi hear say Kyino is back in Jamaica, we have not seen him, but we hear that he is in a movie called Candy Shop where he and his friends go and get a lap dance and realize that the girl is a man. The he/she thing is not so funny now knowing what we know about Kyino, is it? Mi hear a little ting say him ah go change him name, but mi hope say anno true. Anyway, mi hear say him friend, the same one who post him video pon the Internet wid him ah bathe wid man, ah gwaan wid a bagga tings over one apartment complex. All kinda people ah come de late at nights and people ah lose dem appliance and furniture. Him can gwaan, tink dem young shotter ya nah ramp. Look wah happen to Peter King and Brian Williamson them.

MILK, YU BUSS YA NOW
What a way Milk just tek her career to the next level. STAR ah call her phone, Wendy Williams ah call her phone, she ah issue statement to Internet media site. MILK TO THE WORLD. Some people ah say ah she release the tape pon herself because she know say she ah go be world famous, and some people ah say she ah get crazy props fi it inna the street, pure man ah ring off her phone and all these things. And when she go supermarket, woman nuh stop hold on tighter pon dem man when dem see she push her shopping cart near. Everybody wants a drink of milk now. Heheh! Right now, mi only sorry fi her teenaged son, cause God knows what his friends are saying about it worse the video reach Photobucket now and all these things.

SOPHIA BROWN DE A FARRIN
Mi hear say Sophia Brown ah live the crazy hype life. She have two show ah Arizona this week, but first, she go New York go look fi her boo, and as she reach and put in her foreign chip, crazy people ah ring off her phone, she ah do interview pon radio, disc jockey ah big her up say she inna the Big Apple, how she one so hype? Today, she ah check into her five star hotel, Hyatt Grand Regency, no roach motel roun ere. Proper breakfast and ting, then she ah do interview pon Radio 107.1 in Tucson, so her ting sort out. Wah yu say, Sophia, no roach nah run no marathon inna yu hotel, right?

KERRI PAIGE OPENS NEW STORE
The other day mi go Western Union inna Clock Tower go collect the whack and after mi go out, mi go upstairs to Ruggies where Kerri Paige open up her new store, KP Fashions, the tings dem in de a go hard. Mi hear say ah just L.A she shopping, not Miami and Panama like some other stores round town.

THE PEOPLE DEM WAAN FI KNOW
If Scratchy B really get thump inna him mouth by Ian Money Muss? Somebody ah tell lie inna the ting.

Yu nuh hear Milk statement, '...it was a consensual act between two adults in the privacy of their bedroom...it should not be sensationalized...? She ah say 'yes I did it, ANSO? A wah dis?

How come Buju Banton nah say nothing about the Junior Reid incident?

What happen to Mr. Vegas when him perform ah Canada the other day?