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MZJA Princess
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the portrait

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist....

....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. "

"But you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.lol


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lol

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ohhh

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rorororororororororororororororo my gosh

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lol

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rorolol

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lol

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MZJ ELECT WIFIE
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lololololo

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***NICO-T SPEAKZ***


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hmm lol

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