That's why they say, 'Cheating must be based on trust',
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man,
sh*t! That must be my husband! So the guy quickly got out of bed, scared and naked.

He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, And then he
stood up and started to run fast to his car. Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman I'm your husband,
you slut!!!

So the woman answers: Oh, yeah!! And why were you running? You son of a bitch!