Mummy, mummy, whats a p*u**yy? asked the small boy. His
mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture
of a cat.
Thats a p*u**yy, she said.
Mummy, mummy, whats a bitch? continued the little boy.
Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her
son a picture of a dog.
But the boy wasnt convinced so he went to his father and
asked him what a p*u**yy was. Dad went to his magazine,
opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle.
There you are, son, he said, thats a p*u**yy.
Then the little boy asked him what a bitch was and dad
replied sadly, Everything outside the circle, son.