Yea, how some gal say dem hot and dem nuh have no curves and turns or the tight, juicy stuff? How dem just straight like a two by four so, and dem pretty pink miserable like a day inna Iraq? Yea, ah dat mi say. Ah money inna mi tings, Abena to the world! Ah coulda wah tek dutty 876radio, dem a live inna mi style like how lice live inna some gal hole and have the heart fi say dem a number one. A coulda wah tek some dutty, mangy, cross-breed gal who ah feed dem pickney pon bag juice and evaporated milk? Me ah the queen ah dis, ah me run dis, PIRATES, come outta mi style, wah dem feel like?

SUMMER SIZZLE 2008 OR NOT?
Will there be a Summer Sizzle this year or not? Beenie said that it would be held on August 2 of this year forcing Capleton to change the date of his show. But apparently, the details of the event are not concrete yet because Beenie Man has not been able to secure a major sponsor who can bankroll the event and secure the international stars that Beenie is accustomed to showcasing at the event. Summer Sizzle was not held last year but we hope it will return with a bang. Beenie we say, right Racquel? Beenie till the last breath.

ANTHONY B TO SHOOT VIDEO IN NEW YORK
Anthony B will be shooting a video in New York over the weekend. Mi hear say one ah we ah go up fi cover it, more than likely, ah management ah get the chance fi go but mi nah say nothing, mi nah complain. Big up Anthony B, mi hear say yu mash up Portugal the other day, one festival name Queima das Fitas where you were the only reggae act. And now, yu a shoot video ah New York, how you one so hype?

FREAKY-DEEKY SEX TAPES FOR SALE
Whoi, mi body! If me laugh too hard, mi pum pum hurt me, the way it tight. How so much well-known people ah get caught in the act? Tink is only the schoolers dem a videotape demself ah have sex? Yu woulda surprise, mi see a sex video the other day wid a very prominent businessman, but mi caan even call dem name because we caan afford fi get sue. Is buy me buy a copy from mi DVD friend ah Cross Roads, but Jamaica, it deep, how dem gwaan like dem squeaky clean and dem a live dutty life? Whoi, mi body! Story soon come to bump.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW
Where did Mavado buy his piece of the rock the other day? Mi hear say is a big piece of land and him ah go build him MTV Cribs mansion.

Which hot gal radio disc jockey fly up to celebrate the big Rastafarian singer birthday the other day? It deep.

Ah who and Einstein kick off wid inna the Alliance?

Will Danny English beat the case? We will find out in July.

Is there a new policy by the US Embassy to take away artistes' visas?

Who rob Olie, Sizzla's publicist?