A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. > > > > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. > > > > The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant > you three wishes.' > > > > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed > to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. > > > > Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' > > > > The woman said, 'That's okay.' > > > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the > world. > > > > The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your > husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will > flock to'. > > > > The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful > Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' > > > > So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! > > > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. > > > > The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the > world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' > > > > The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his > is mine.' > > > > So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! > > > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd > like a mild heart attack.' > > > > Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. > > > > Attention female readers : > This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling > good. > > > > Male readers : > Please scroll down. > > > > ... > > ... > > ... > > ... > > ... > > ... > > ... > > ... > > .. > > ... > > ... > > ... > > .... > > ... > > ... > > ... > > ... > > The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. > > > > Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really > smart. > > > > > > Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. > > > > PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show > that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on,
I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.