Timmy wanted to av sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to some one else. One day, Timmy got so fustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll giv u a $100 if u let me screw u." But the girl said 'NO.' Timmy said "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll be finished by d time u pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she will have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him d story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200 , pick up the money very fast, he wont't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes,  the boyfriend calls and asked what happened.
She responded, "the bastard used coins !"
MANAGEMENT LESSON: Always consider a business in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

-- Edited by najah at 11:21, 2008-05-02