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The Maid Wants A Raise

The Maid asked for a raise 
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want
an increase?" Give me three good reasons....
Maria: "Well Madam, the first reasons why I want an increase  
is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!


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