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Last Requests

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
 

H
e says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

S
he says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.My husband passed away last night."

T
he priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible.

Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"


S
he says, "That he did, Father."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "


S
he says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'


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