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lyndo
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Excuses For Missing Work


* My stigmata's acting up.

* I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

* I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...

* I am stuck in the *lo** pressure machine down at the Food Giant.

* I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

* The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

* I prefer to remain an enigma....it's Monday.

* My stepmother has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace.

* I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

* I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.

* I refuse to travel to my job until there is a commuter tax. I insist on paying my fair share.

* I was up on a ladder decorating the Christmas tree when my mother called me and told me I was Jewish.

* I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!



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* I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!
rororo

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mad eeee

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* I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!


wana use dat one lol

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rororo love em!

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Mad. Do these work.

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LOL

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only the last one mek it the res a dem lamee lol

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I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!

Loool

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ssugarlipss wrote:

* I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!
rororo


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BOABDL

The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet


lollollollollol

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lol

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LOL i gine try a few of these someday

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