An old Jamaican lady is in an elevator in a high rise apartment building in
New York , going to visit some relatives.
A beautiful young woman gets in smelling like very expensive perfume.
She turns up her nose at the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio,
Beverly Hills , $120.00 an ounce."
The old lady with a deadpan expression says nothing.
Another young and beautiful woman smelling expensive, enters the lift,
turns, looks down her long pointed nose at the old lady and says "Chanel
No.5, Paris , $200.00 an ounce"
The lift is now filled with the aroma of the magnificent scents of the
c****ined perfumes.
One floor later, as the Jamaican lady approaches her destination, she
quietly eases out a long silent fart, which quickly overpowers the c****ined
expensive perfumes and leaves the two women with water in their eyes.
As she steps out of the elevator, she turns and says " Calaloo , Jamaica , $15
a bundle.