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Jamecho
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Dis sweet me!
Mi deh yah ah tink and realize seh Jamaican people dem different yuh nuh?> Mi love dem .. still dere are some tings yuh woulda neva see wi a do, hear> seh wi ah seh or even attempt fi try.
 
Tek fi instance ..Yuh eva see Jamaicans a climb mountain wid flag and claim victory when dem reach de top?

 Yuh eva see we ah hang out inna di miggle ah di Amazon jungle? Fi wah reason

 Yu ever see we a jump outta plane wid one parachute or a boast seh we going bungee jumping next Sunday?

 Yuh eva see we inna sea, bout we looking fi di Great White Shark? No sah - wi watch it pon TV

Yuh eva hear a J'can in ah Search & Rescue pan mountain? A mi sen dem up mountain? Dem find dem self way up, dem fe find dem way back again. Idiat dem!. A nature way fe feed de weak and hungry animal up deh!

 Yuh eva see a Jamaican acting pon big screen going into a haunted house and asking . Trevah you in deh? If him foolish enuf fi go ina di haunted house him an di duppy dem can tan in deh.

Yuh eva hear a Jamaican man seh ... 'no honey .. no need to cook rice and> peas wid oxtail and a little chicken pon a Sunday ... mek wi eat a light> salad instead.'> Try yuh best ... not pon yu life.

Yuh eva si a Jamaican come a work an tell everybody dem bizniz .. how dem> neva bade dis mawnin, jus brush teet and wash face.

Yuh eva si a Jamaican wey luv talk over people food ... put dem face inna it> an sey dat looks and smell good?> No sah! Dat wi cause fight.

Yuh eva see a Jamaican go inna di company fridge and go tek weh next person> sangwige and nyam it off?

Yuh eva hear Jamaican pickney tell dem madda fi shut up and di Madda go tek seat inna kitchen, tek out cigarette start smoke and seh she nuh know wah fi do wid di pickney? No. One bax cra** him face fi sure. An if dem live inna farign dem sen dem to> Jamaica fi di summer and den di odder relatives fix dem bizniz and dem go back> wid mannaz.

Yuh eva see Jamaican tek meat outta fridge and stick it inna oven widout lickle seasoning?

Yuh eva hear Jamaican inna di werk place ah talk bout how much time him wife mek him sle ep pon di couch? Crazy tings dat, cause even if she shut di door she expect him fi kick it open.

Mi neva hear a Jamaican seh dem woulda rather put dem parents inna retirement home dan mek dem live wid dem. Only those who migrated to foreign lands will do dem tings.

Yuh eva see Jamaican people a cook and dem stir di pot, taste di food and put di same spoon right back inna di pot an nuh wash it off

Yuh eva si a Jamaican have dem dog a lick dem face? Yuh mad?

Yuh eva see yawd people have dem dog sleep inna di same bed wid dem? Or dawg inna di couch and when dawg get up dem go lay down innna di same couch inna di same spat? Yuh eva see yawd people kiss dem dawg pon di mout?

Yuh eva hear seh yawd people tek 5 days off from work because dem p*u**y dead?

Yuh eva hear a Jamaican madda innna a store a tell dem pickney 'no sweetheart, you can't have that, please put it back on the shelf' Instead, yuh will hear someting like dis ... 'lissen yah pickney, mi nah walk a street an pick up money, put dung di sweetie dem an no badda mi peace tiday, yuh hear mi'?

Yuh eva see Jamaican do any wuk afta dem get pay pon Friday. All di manager dem a play domino round a back, not to mention ludo and draft.

We a Jamaican .. ah suh wi d'weet. Wi nuh normal . wi well different from all odda people! A so di ting set. A so di ting stay.

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too long...sorry!!!

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JamaicanQueen
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this ra** long ehh,lol

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"Yu ever see we a jump outta plane wid one parachute or a boast seh we going bungee jumping next Sunday?"

Mi nah lie mi plan fi do sky diving one day but mi nuh certain bout the bungee jumping thing. Done the slingshot thing already and that was a rush.



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lol

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nexx
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An a simple ting like dem dey mek yo get mad wen yo dey round tooo much foreigner fi tooo long, only yaadies understand though.

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it long but mi read it & it real like aligator skin lol
BADANG!!!

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true lol

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a serious ting nexx only a yardie would understand

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kool

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huh

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ok

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mi nuh get it

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this long nuh bitch....funny though lol

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Now mi know seh none a unnu nuh read nuh book when unnu did gaw school enuh...
DIS FUNNY AN TRUE lollollol

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MAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD...FI REAL THUGZ JAMAICAN R SO SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL.

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Hahaha, Di Guy Serious Bout Life....hahaha

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roro love them

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Yuh eva si a Jamaican have dem dog a lick dem face? Yuh mad?




bnut jamecho where u eva read se jamaicans ago siddung an read all a dis,,,, lolro

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this thing tooooooo long

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