Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, please take pity. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of the year and give up me Irish Whiskey."
Suddenly a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.