This woman had a husband who had come home drunk every payday. He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home. She decided to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard. As he was passing she jumped out into the road and at the top of her voice shouted: Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!. Staggering and with slurred speech the man peered at the figure and said: Who the hell is that? I am the devil, she replied. The man smiled broadly and advanced with hand outstretched: Damned pleased to meet you. Im Harold Jones. I married your sister.