Yo Mama So Fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
Yo Mama So Fat, NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
Yo Mama So Fat, she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
Yo Mama So Fat, when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
Yo Mama So Fat, she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Yo Mama So Fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
Yo Mama So Fat, evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a season of friends
Yo Mama So Fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.
Yo Mama So Fat, she's on Both sides of the family.
Yo Mama So Poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo Mama So Poor, when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
Yo Mama So Poor, when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama So Poor, she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo Mama So Poor, her front porch matt says 'Wel'...
Yo Mama So Old, I told her to act her own age...and she died.
Yo Mama So Smelly, she made Right Guard call for backup.
Yo Mama So Ugly, she and her mirror plays hide and seek
Yo Mama So Dumb, she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
Yo Mama So Stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her
pants
Yo Mama So Stupid,  Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama So Stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Yo Mama So Stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo Mama So skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.