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Caramel_Delite
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WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX
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* You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.
* You can use both hands and have and orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.


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zeet deh

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lol ah boi

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hmm wonder if you over deh a fly you kite

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lol hah!!!

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prefer real pumz
that warmth is magical

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zeet deh,hmm wonder if you over deh a fly you kite

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hmm wonder if you over deh a fly you kite

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Very funny

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MI DID HAVE FI POST THIS


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lolll

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lmao

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CAUSE U NUH HAFFI MINE U HAND MIGGLE

YU HAND MIGGLE NAAH GUH CUSS WID U OR ASK U WHY U JUST A COME EEN

YOUR HAND IS ALWAYS WID U
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dah ane yah maddd

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