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Dear Pastor,

I hope you are in good health. I desperately need your help. I am a good looking young man of 28. I'm very popular and the girls just love me. But I am very concerned about the size of my penis. To compensate, I have sex with a lot of girls. I have a girlfriend and sometimes I think she is faking an orgasm with me. Could she be deep like a bucket that no needle can hit? I am very conscious about my manhood.

Man crush

But for sometime I have been hanging with my friends and I am developing feelings for them. There is this 17-year-old, good friend of mine in particular and I think that I have a crush on him. I fantasise about taking his virginity in his anus. He always comes to my house at nights to use my computer and I want to make a move. Are 17-year-olds underage? How do I turn him on and make him love me too? I had sex with my neighbour's dog to see what sex in the bottom would feel like and I love it. It feels better than a woman.

Can you help me, please?

H.W., Jamaica



Dear H.W.,

You are a dirty fellow. You are grossly immoral. You did not write me because you need help. You wrote me to tell me how nasty you are. You are shameless and you are not seeking help. Shame on you. Shame, shame, shame. Don't forget that nastiness is not a virtue. You need to get down on your knees and pray for forgiveness.



-- Edited by alligcold at 10:24, 2008-04-05

-- Edited by alligcold at 10:25, 2008-04-05

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what the f**k??

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OH...MY...GOD!! WHAT THE FUCCIN FUCC!

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whey di hell!! nastiness!!

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firefrom guy fi dead, guy fi deadgf n we dont care who the guy is

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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..... nuh him dont need fi get on him knees and pray fi forgiveness.... him need fi get on him knees and take a f**king bullet str8 inna him blo*o*dclaat head AUTOe3firefireIU9

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dem bwoy yah nuh right fiya kaboom bun dem up

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my god

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lol him buddy too small thats why him feel say batty betta!!!! dutty nasty boi, ppl leave all vengance to God, yes its nasty and he is not humane if he does it but yow who are we to decide who lives and how they live their lives! LEAVE IT TO GOD MAKE HIM JUDGE THE BATTYMAN DEM!

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b*m*oclaat batty bwoy waah walla inna shit, dead him dead f**kery him keeping up

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dat man deh need him scull buss

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nah...dis cannot be real...dis man right pasta 2 piss off pasta......dis man cannot be serious...i refuse 2 believe dis

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a wah di blo*o*dclaat dem man ya come mek mi read seh??


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DA UTE YA REALL TRI-SEXUAL DI MAN f**k (1)MAN(FEW)DOG(3)GAL
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old battty man leave the 17yr old alone

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Wat a sick peice a shit. mi sure seh nutn cyaa feel betta dan p*u**yy.
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