A Rastaman went to visit an elderly family friend. Him knock pon di door and s'maddy inside seh: "Ah who dat?" The Rastaman said: "It is I and I, Jah Rastafari, King of kings, Lord of lords, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, son of Haile Selassie I". The elderly person inside replied: "Ah juss me one dey yah, and mi nah open mi door fi so much a oonu!"