A well-dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked him, "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?"

Aghast, the man replied, "Are you nuts?!? That's robbery!"

The salesman seemed offended but he still tried again, "Sir, since you are a bit angry, I'll sell it to you for half price at $100. Whaddya say?"

Again, the man replied bluntly, "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reached into his briefcase, pulled out two brownies and began munching away on one of them. He told the irritated guy, "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much."

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy took a bite. Suddenly, he spat it out and said, "Hey! This brownie tastes like $HIT!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"