THIS OLDER LADY ASKED A YOUNG MAN FOR A RIDE DOWN THE RIVER IN HIS BOAT. THERE COMES A POINT WHEN THE RIVER SPLITS, AND THE YOUNG MAN ASKS "UP OR DOWN." IT IS AT THIS POINT THE LADY JUMPS ON HIM & THEY HAVE PASSIONATE SEX.

SO LATER IN THE RIDE, THE COME TO A SPLIT AGAIN, AND HE ASKS AGAIN "UP OR DOWN" TO WHICH SHE ONCE AGAIN JUMPS ON HIM, AND HAVE PASSIONATE SEX.

THE NEXT DAY, REALIZING THE EVENTS FROM THE DAY B4, HE ASKED THE LADY IS SHE WANTED TO RIDE IN HIS BOAT AGAIN........THE LADY ACCEPTS, AND GETS IN THE BOAT.......SO WHEN THEY COME TO THE SPLIT, HE ASKS "UP OR DOWN" AND SHE RESPONDS "UP"....LATER IN THE RIDE, HE ASKS "UP OR DOWN" AGAIN, AND SHE SAYS UP.....IN ASTONISHMENT, THE BOY ASKS THE LADY "HOW COME YESTERDAY, WHEN I ASKED U 'UP OR DOWN', U JUMPED ON ME & WE HAD PASSIONATE SEX??"...THE OLDER LADY LOOKED AT THE BOY & SAID "CUZ YESTERDAY, I 4GOT MY  HEARING AID, & THOUGHT U SAID "f**k OR DROWN"