1. Tossed Salad Man 2. OJ 3. Blacks 4. Olympics 5. Gun Control 6. The Big Piece Of Chicken 7. Defending Rap 8. The Government Hates Rap 9. Affirmative Action 10. The Church Of The ATM 11. Aids Test 12. Generic Food 13. Fat Black Women 14. Domestic Abuse 15. Platonic Friends 16. Women Lie 17. Never Ask 18. Lending Money 19. Intercourse
Disc: 1 1. Super Nigger 2. Prison Play 3. Nigger With A Seizure 4. Have Your Ass Home By 11:00 5. Black & White Lifestyles 6. Exorcist 7. Niggers Vs. The Police 8. Wino Dealing With Dracula 9. Wino & Junkie 10. Mudbone-Intro 11. Mudbine-Little Feets 12. When Your Woman Leaves You 13. Cocaine 14. Acid 15. Bicentennial Prayer 16. Bicentennial Nigger
Disc: 2
1. New Year's Eve 2. Discipline 3. Heart Attacks 4. Monkeys 5. Being Sensitive 6. Africa 7. Freebase 8. Hospital 9. I Like Women 10. M.S.
Shut Up, You f**king Baby! is a double-CD, live comedy album by David Cross. It was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album in 2004. The cover states the title as "Shut Up, You [lift flap for dirty word] Baby!" due to U.S.-wide store policies. The title for each track has absolutely nothing to do with what is brought up on that particular track -- it's simply a parody of cliche jokes and subjects one often finds on albums by other comedians.
The album's material is composed largely from shows performed in Portland, OR, and in Atlanta, Georgia, David's home state.
Disc one "Lunch With Frankenstein" 1:31 "Austin Powers Saying 'Yeah Baby'" 11:10 "You Go, Girl!" 2:28 "Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist" 5:02 "Sex on the Internet!?" 8:05 "Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag" 4:55 "Shaving the Pope's p*u**yy" 4:08 "Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears" 5:03 "Fake Tits/Real Beer" 6:34
Disc two "My Wife's Crazy!" 3:52 "Flying on a Mexican Plane" 9:40 "Abortion Doctor from Hell!" 7:25 "Socks and Shoes" 3:52 "My Daughter's First Date" 5:15 "Diarrhea Moustache" 16:03 "If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them" 22:44 "Goodnight Assholes!" 5:41
David Cross Shut up , You f**king Baby (2 disc album)
Chris Rock - Born Suspect 1. Intro 2. South, The 3. Weaves / Color Contacts 4. Crack Mayor 5. Busboys, McDonalds And Minimum Wage 6. Taxes 7. Poor Whites 8. Rocky IV / Indians 9. Blacks Arent Crazy 10. Uncle Bobby 11. Teenage Suicide 12. Prisons 13. Driving Too Slow 14. Women (Equal Rights, Honesty And Head) 15. My Father 16. Born Suspect 17. Your Mothers Got A Big Head 18. Rib Man, The