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By: Chat Too Much
Light a candle sing a sanky and find your way back home, - wooooh, story come to bump - dat a fi di artistes dem who believe inna a obeah (witch Craft).
Mi fans and haters mi ago share a little story wid uhnu, today, eehhee - mi seh mi blow up over 30, 000 dollars wha day yah a waan obeah man all because mi read it in di paper weh some artistes mentioned dat obeah helped dem career. So, people uhnu nuh know seh mi go try it out, a never feel so confident inna mi life because finally mi find a way fi sort out mi problems them, but when mi reach a di abeah man yard as him si mi him seh.
A disaster is coming your way soon.
So mi asks him wha kind a disaster?
Some artistes have plans fi tek out yuh head back.
Look man a plenty people try dat aready and failed, right now mi just want yuh tell mi how mi can mek some serious money because, this year mi affi be di winna, and mi nah go a mi yard wid out mi youth dem dinna". And uhnu better know seh 'money dont change me - mi a money changer.
Mi know a lot of uhnu want fi know what happened next a di obeah man yard, but mi wi talk bout dat a anodda time because mi have sweeter news than dat fi gi uhnu. Yes mi child, guess who and who mi hear seh a link up again, di first lady of Mafia House and di leader of di Alliance -- Bung Bang!!! An Sooooo!!!.
More time mi a read di paper and dem used this line according to a source, but today mi ago flip it and seh according to a close fleshy (family) Mr. Bung, Bang, Bang and An Sooo!! Still have di link tight to rathid. Mi almost nuh believe but after di fleshy told mi di entire story mi affi mek a prediction today, yeah if di obeah man thing work fi some artistes why mi cant tek on a piece of dat knowledge. Mi ago predict seh Ms. An Sooo who was recently married and Mr. Grung God who once had loving seven years relationship With Ms. An Sooo will fall in love again and uhnu little dutty badmind people please mi a beg uhnu fi nuh fight di thing because Mr. Grung God and Ms. An Sooo ago get married and Grung God his going to get that little baby boy him want from long time.
Hey mi nuh done yet, mi have one more prediction, uhnu rememba last year mi told uhnu about one girl named after di fourth month of the year, check di maths yuh self. Anywayz, a di same girl weh Grung God took from di Doctor AKA Di King of Di Dancehall. Well mi also predicts that she and di King ago chat back.
Irie Awards
Mi went to di Irie FM awards last week and I was so surprised. After mi a hope seh dem woulda messed up so mi can get fi slaughter dem, but that never happened because di ting gwaan good star. Beenie Man and DAngel might nuh get on well in life, but nuh matta wat di two a dem have something in common, dem always nicely dressed, so di of them walked away with the awards for Best Dress Female and Male.
Mi seh people uhnu shoulda si Queen I-Frica face full a smile plus tax. Dem odda award show a bogus event because Queen I-Frica and Mavado never get nothing, but this time shi walked away wid two awards Female Deejay of Di Year and waan next one dat mi cant remember because mi nuh like good news. Anywayz Mavado got two awards, one for Best Dancehall Album and anodda for Singjay of Di Year. Mavado couldnt mek it so him daddy Bounty Killer went and collect it on him behalf. As usual di Killer speak what on him mind. Mi love this award show it nuh buy out like di others dem, di youth deserved this award, him start from di gully side and now him soon join mi pon di hill side, Bung, Bang, Bang!
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