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There's that man, who has a cock 50 cm long. And he can't get f**ked, cause' no lady can take it that sky-high. Well, he's desperate and the only way out seems the Ookaburra witch. Well, the man decides to seek help from the witch. Entering the dark cottage, a voice speaks: "I know why You are here... 3 kilometers east from here there is a swamp. In the middle of the swamp on a stone sits the largest frog on earth. If You get him to answer "no" to one of Your questions, Your cock will get 10 cm shorter."

Well, in the swamp they meet and after a little thought he asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "No"

The man goes behind a small tree and checks it out - wow! 10 cm shorter!

Well, surely enough he goes again and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "No!"

He goes behind the tree again and looks: only 30 cm long! 20 cm would be just right...

Again, he asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "How many times do I have to say - NO!, NO! and once more NO!!!"

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