A woman thought her man was cheating on her. Since she didn't have a
lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, she decided to go
with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese woman named Mrs. Lee.

The following day she received the following report:

Most honorable madam:

You leave house. I watch house. She come to house. I watch. He and
she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I
look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip
he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off
tree. I not see.

No fee,
Mrs. Chen Lee