New York, Miami, Europe, Canada, Portmore, Kingston, Spanish Town, rich and happy we say. Wha happen to some ah dem pap down gal ya? When yuh go some a dem house, yuh enter through one door and leave through the next, yuh caan turn around inna dem house the way it small, HEH HEH! Mi ready fi mud them up, right now, we say Tuesday Coffee to the World and ONE876 to the universe. Kriq and Claude, unnuh large.

SEX VIDEO ON SCHOOL STEP
How dem little teenager so horny? From about two weeks now, mi get an email wid a sex video with a yute and a girl from a well-known high school ah have sex on the steps of a building. Mi nah go mention the school name but the media here need to pressure the police fi find out what really a gwaan because it disgraceful. The yute ah have sex wid the girl WITHOUT a condom in broad daylight while a few PRIMARY school students watch.

Where were the teachers? Where was the guidance counselor? Meanwhile, yu have some other yute inna the video who ah watch and ah give directions. One ah dem remark say, mi tell yu fi f---k wid boots, yu nuh and another directed, take it out, take it all the way out, hear wah mi a say. During the session of supervised sex, the lead actor asked the girl her name while not missing a beat with his thrusting motions -- and when she answered, he said J---l and M--- having sex, take one. These are obviously grade A-sicko-perverts-in-training, and the authorities need to do something about this incident. We have a video in our possession which we have chosen not to post because of its disturbing material.

BEENIE TO TACKLE THE TAX MAN IN MARCH
Do not ask for whom the tax man cometh. He cometh for Beenie Man. Beenie Man will return to the island soon and presumably make a beeline towards the governments tax offices to make arrangements towards paying his $47 million tax bill. The deejay is scheduled to return on March 25 but to date, he has not given the court any clear indication on how he is going to settle the debt. The governments coffers are dry and thirsting to receive the deejays hefty multi million-dollar tax payment. So what will Beenie do?

BARBEE AND URBAN DISK RECORDS TO PART WAYS?
What is going on between Barbee and Urban Disk Records in New York? Mi hear seh the contract is about to expire but no one is sure if Barbee is going to re-sign or what. One876Entertainment.com contacted publicist Ray Alexander who did not tip Barbees hand as to which way she would swing once her present contract expires.

Something big is happening but I cannot discuss it, he said.

Rumours are that the statuesque singer is being openly courted by a competitive pack of independent labels as well as major record labels who are impressed by the amount of press attention she commands in Jamaica, and her growing fan base in the USA.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW
Why Rihanna had to wear that short tight dress wid her titties dem a strain fi pap out come a Bob Marley ting? It neva look right.

How so much war ah gwaan pon the Gullyside?