A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's licence?
Driver: I don't have one. I lost it when I got my 5th drunk driving conviction.
Officer: May I see the log book for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book is in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owned this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?
Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back up. The car was soon surrounded by police officers, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation
Inspector: Sir, can I see your licence?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Inspector: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the Log Book. The driver owned the car.
Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body.
Inspectoer: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bast*rd told you I was speeding, too