A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at
>the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with 
>the next collection of soiled clothes:
>'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
>
>She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the 
>results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
>'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
>
>The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was 
>delivered, it contained a note from HIM:
>
>'I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!'
>