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7 types of sex
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom
Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say 'screw you'.

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in
the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a
little each month. But not enough to live on!

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lo lol lol
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in
the afternoon and Nun at night.lollollollol



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lol
the type a sex deh baddd

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lol

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" The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say 'screw you'."

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llaaaawddd god dem sex deh mek mi nuh wan "screw" lol mi will stick to f**k,,,,,!!!!the saddest 1 is the 7th,,,mi would mus dead to blotclaaat lol lol

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i hear yuh @ Riot Tresanne lol

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really good. as funny as it is its true

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lol @ Tresanne

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lollollol ooooh noooooo

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nh i guess the 6th sex is aimed @ me then

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Ouch Steppz, that's cold.

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lol mad

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Ouch Steppz, that's cold.

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this can gwan


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lol@riot

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f**k thats why its good to have more than 1 woman lol

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