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KrisMichael
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The Lawyer and The potland police man
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A lawyer runs a stop sign in Portland and gets pulled over by the Police.
He thinks that he is smarter than the police because he is a lawyer from Kingston and is certain that he has a better education than any Jamaican Police. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Police expense.
The Police says," Yuh License an yuh registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The Police says, "Yuh didn't come to a complete stop at de stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"Yuh neva did come to a complete stop, Says the Police. License an registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"De difference is dat yuh hav fe come to ah complete stop - dat's de law. License an registration, please!" the Police says.
Lawyer says,"If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." That sounds fair.
Get outa de vehicle, sar, the Police says.
At this point, the Police drape up de man, pull out his batton and starts beating the ever-loving hell out of the lawyer and asks,
"Yuh waan me fe stop, ar just slow down?"

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lol i hear it b4 but it still maad

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lol

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LMAO!!!!!

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lol, still funny

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maddddddddddd

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haha

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lol

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if him EVA dear fi go seh Slow Down u see ... lollollol

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Beat out him claaaaat!

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lol


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aHHhhhhhhhh. lol fOool

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lol

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A GOOD

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Brap Brap ""Yuh waan me fe stop, ar just slow down?"

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lol

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rororo di 1 maaaad!

di cop smarter than di lawyer indeed!

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