What are you doing Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the
some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and
walked down the hall towards his parents room. Before he made it to
the end of the hall, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light had
gone on..
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom and saw his father removing a
used condom..
"Daddy, what are you doing?" asked little Johnny..
His father looked around nervously wondering what he could tell his
son..
I, um, I'm just checking out the bathroom for mice." replied his
father..
Johnny looked at his father with a gaze of confusion and said, "Well,
what are you doing? F**king them?"