Little Johnny comes home from catholic school
wit a black eye.
His father see's it and says "Johnny, how
many times do I have to
tell
you
not to fight with the other boys?"
But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in
church saying our
prayers.
We
all stood up and my teacher in front of me
had her dress in the crack
of
her
butt. I reached over and pulled it out.
That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny", the father said. You don't do those
kind of things to
women.

Sure
enough, the very next day Johnny came home
with the other eye black
and
blue.
Johnny's fathersaid, "Johnny, I thought we
had a talk!"
"But Dad" Johnny said. "It wasn't my fault.
There we were in church
saying
our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher
in front of us had her
dress
in
the crack of her butt. Then max who was
sitting next to me saw it
and he
reached over and pulled it out. Now I know
she doesn't like this, so
I

pushed it back in!"