lady walks into a high class Jewellery shop. She browses around,> >>>> spots 
a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.> >>>> As she 
bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks> >>>> wind.> >>>>> 
 >>>> Very embarra**c*ated, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has> 
 >>>> noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't> 
 >>>> pop up right now.> >>>>> >>>> As she turns around, her worst nightmare 
materialises in the form> >>>> of a salesman standing right behind her.> 
 >>>>> >>>> Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism,> 
 >>>> the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam.> >>>> How may we 
help you today?"> >>>>> >>>> Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the 
salesman may just not have> >>>> been there at the time of her little 
'accident', she asks, "Sir,> >>>> what is the price of this lovely 
bracelet?"> >>>>> >>>> He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, 
you're going> >>>> to shit yourself when I tell you the price.">