Rumours making the rounds in New York and leaked into Jamaica about the Doc whaling on the Dolly with a hotel lamp are apparently not true. One876Entertainment.com is satisfied that there are no police reports regarding the incident but loose-tongued security personnel are gabbing up a storm about what they have dubbed (tongue in cheek) the 'Lamping'.

In a related story, the lamp's manufacturers are reportedly upset about the manhandling of the lighting appliance, but in an interesting twist, the incident has opened up the eyes of hotel management of the potential danger of 'doctors' and lamps and sexy ingénues in the grip of love.

It is not clear who was the aggressor, but given the imposing size of the Dolly, we are sympathetic if the Doc was forced to take evasive action. Enter the lamp. We wonder what a certain 'angelic one' is going to have to say about this latest chapter in this desperately sordid affair. It would be safe to say she may be laughing her a$$ off (LHAO for you bloggers).

The source of the argument was apparently that great stumbling block for relationship bliss jealousy. One876Entertainment.com understands that the Dolly had been in a prolonged discussion with a production assistant tied to a major R & B star while the Doc waited and stewed, growing increasingly jealous and frustrated with each passing second. And later that night, the lamp was injured. Alas! It is a rough life for lamps. We have been unable to confirm that the hotel management has implemented new security arrangements to govern future stays at the hotel involving the possible interaction of 'doctors' and said bedside lamps.

We are not sure if the argument stemmed from a delay in the performance of surgery on the Dolly because we know that the Doc is said to be a specialist in two fields, breasts and grinacology.

We don't need to tell you that One876Entertainment.com will have more on this story as it breaks. Especially if the breaks involve more lamps *smile*.

FRANKIE SLY MAKES COMEBACK
Big up Frankie Sly, genuine bally with the dot over the i. Mad. Frankie Sly now lives in New York but the deejay known for the 'Haters Anthem' and the immortal classic 'We Nuh Like Fassyhole' is ready to mount a comeback in the music business. The deejay has a pair of songs one of which is called Fassy and which is generating interesting in the dancehalls. 'Fassy' is a slang for a person who is a jerk or an a$$hole.

AIDONIA DROPS BADMIND PEOPLE (JAIL STORY)
We promised you that we would get a copy of the track Aidonia recorded after getting bail. here it is. CLICK HERE

DI PEOPLE WAH KNOW
Why di authorities nuh leggo offa Rough from Bronx yet?

BIG UPS
Special congrats to Peter Lloyd who is celebrating a birthday today. All the best, we love all those projects you are involved in, you are a bonafide triple threat: theatre, music, film. Do yuh ting!

Big up to the Butterfli girl who control the sale of Pitbull Energy Drink at Macka Diamond Birthday bash last weekend.

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