Polish Divorce

   

      A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

      Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.

    

 One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

      The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

 

      Have you any grounds?

      Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

   

      No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

      It made of concrete.

   

      I don't think you understand.

      Does either of you have a real grudge?

      No, we have carport, and not need one.

   

      I mean. What are your relations like?

      All my relations still in Poland.

   

      Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

      We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

   

      Does your wife beat you up?

      No, I always up before her.

   

   Why do you want this divorce?

      She going to kill me.

   

      What makes you think that?

      I got proof.

   

      What kind of proof?

      She going to poison me. 

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

      I can read, and it say:

   "Polish Remover"