A sociologist was interviewing a Rastafarian for a new book. The interview went like this:
Sociologist : It is said that 98% of Jamaican men suck pum pum.
Rastafarian: Yow boss, yuh si me? Me pure. Mi nuh eat meat an' mi nuh eat flesh!!! Mi cum from Lords of Lords, Kings of Kings, to di most high JAH RASTAFARI!!! I an' I nuh duh dem tings deh. Zeeeen.
Sociologist: It is said that the other 2% are batty men.
Rastafarian: *lo**clat mi back inna di 98%.
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26 people die from swine flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. 2,000,000 people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom!