>THIS WAS SOME FUNNY MESS!!!
>
>
>> > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND 
>>THINKING,
>> > "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>> >
>> > WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
>> >
>> > I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
>> > DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, 
>>I
>> > REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD 
>>BEEN
>> > IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY
>> > THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??
>> >
>> > UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS 
>>BALDING,
>> > GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN 
>>MY
>> > CLASSMATE. HMMM....OR COULD HE ??? (are you thinking of about 3/4 of 
>>the guys at our
>> > last class reunion??)
>> >
>> > AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK 
>>HIGH SCHOOL .
>> >"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>> >
>> > "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>> > HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>> >
>> > "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>> > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, 
>>GRAY, DECREPIT
>> > S-O-B ASKED,
>> >
>> > "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"